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Went to Iowa for some "fun"....

 

 

 

 

Tyler's from Iowa, so this was his big deal.

He finally had a chance to show me around IA. He's very proud of the state.

We launched into some serious drinking with the cousins.

It only takes a couple drinks for me to act like an idiot.

 

I hear he's Digger 's only friend....

Josie's cleavage really likes to steal my sunshine

Dig STILL rocking a trucker hat. You really cant blame him,

 I hear they just hit Iowa a couple weeks ago.... 

We made a pit stop in Dyersville, IA.

For those of you that care, it's home to a Farm Toy Museum,

Doll Museum and the site of "Field of Dreams".

Now you dont have to worry about where your next vacation will be.

 

Tyler decided to act like a total retard (big shocker)

and walk out of the corn, like they did in the movie.

Then we headed over to a park for camping and drinking (obviously)

It's a Klingaman sandwich! Don't worry, I totally took a shower after the pic was taken!

Look who passed out.

I'm pretty sure Tyler can't handle his liquor. Or maybe his vagina hurt.

One of the two.

Here's the group photo.

I'd never met half of these people before, but they turned out to be pretty decent.......

for Republicans.

And that was the "big" Iowa trip.

If you're not sleeping, bored or thinking about corn yet,

you're lamer than I thought.

So Jason and I decided to compete in a Double Dare competition

at one of our favorite local bars...

 

So what if it looks like a dive!

We formed teams. Tyler and I were on one

and I made t-shirts! I really dont have a life!

 

That's right! The Trixie Twins were ready to dominate!

 

I even put nicknames on the back! Once again, I really dont have a life!

 

 

My game plan was to intimidate the competition by making faces like this...

 

But I underestimated the competition, as usual...

 

We ended up in 2nd place, drunk and fried from the sun.

I really can't complain.

Nice face Jas!

 

Like any true Wisconsinite, I had to make an appearance at the biggest DRUNK FEST

east of the Mississippi. You know what I'm talking about.........

 

That's right! The Big Gig!!! So Jason (ex-bf, friend & funniest person I've ever met) and I met up with

Katy, Geoff & Greta

 

For a day of beer, music, rain and.......

The Venice Club Sampler platter! It's probably the best thing EVER!

In true Wisconsin style, everything thing is deep fried, greasy and delicious!

 

Katy likes to advertise her skills, while making gross faces...

 

Geoff tries to pull off a wristband. It's not his fault he looks retarded.

He's old and Australian, he never really had a chance.

 

After getting rained on for an hour, it's a miracle I'm not totally nipping out!

My nose looks funny though....

 

Kicked it all off in Veli Losinj, Croatia

 

Slammed espresso like it was going out of style...

 

Showed off my boobs while playing with a dog (that's how I roll...)

 

And then said goodbye to the island

 

And headed up to Salzburg, Austria

(so I could pull out my junky sweatshirts)

 

Drink Monk-Made Beer (yeah, that's right!)

 

And hop on The Sound of Music Tour (I know, we're super cheesy)

 

 

 

Salzburg rocked, but it was time to move on to..........

 

Trying to keep the "Cheese Rating" at a 10, we went to Juliet's house in Verona

the "infamous" balcony

It was really pretty, we had a blast and

Jason handed over the credit card for some serious shopping.

 

Then it was time to head home

 

to good old.....